• We've Got Winners!

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    It was a marathon session of executive decisions and the like, but two lucky Maxim.com readers have emerged victorious in our Fallout 3 Xbox 360/PC giveaway. We applaud these witty wordsmiths:

    PC Grand Prize Winner
    Joe from New Jersey wins the Alienware Area 51 m15x laptop, branded with a Fallout 3 decal, a Fallout 3 Collector's Edition for PC, a Fallout 3 Token redeemable for Fallout 3 downloadable content, and a Microsoft X8 gaming mouse!
    His winning entry: In a post-apocalyptic America, I'd want to live in a vault with...that chick with three boobs from Total Recall and John Mayer. Please let me explain. Let's face the facts here: who wasn't stoked when they saw that chick with three boobs. I saw someone's head explode out of pure happiness while watching this scene. I don't care if the third one is fake, I still think that would be sweet. As for John Mayer, there is no human being on this planet whose ass I'd rather kick than John Mayer's. Period. The man is a complete douche bag. Has anyone heard his cover of "Free Fallin"? I'd rather let Rosie O' Donnell hit me repeatedly in the face with a koosh ball while singing songs from her Christmas Album than have to hear that piece of garbage again. That song sucks more than that #$%&@ty cheerleader in high school who had no morals. Honestly, someone needs to kick his ass, and who better than me and that chick from Total Recall with the three boobs.

    Xbox 360 Grand Prize Winner
    Patrick from Missouri wins an Xbox 360 Elite console, a Fallout 3 Collector's Edition for Xbox 360, a Fallout 3 Token redeemable for Fallout 3 downloadable content, and a one year Xbox LIVE Gold Subscription!
    His entry: In a post-apocalyptic America, I'd want to live in a vault with...REM. There is nothing like good irony.


    There were some really, really close ones as well. Here are some of our honorable mentions:
    In a post-apocalyptic America, I'd want to live in a vault with...a clam. Don't ask please. —Ken

    In a post-apocalyptic America, I'd want to live in a vault with...lisa nowak the diaper astronaut! i dont know why...im just confused as shit —James

    In a post-apocalyptic America, I'd want to live in a vault with...a midget. I've always wanted to own one. —Ian

    In a post-apocalyptic America, I'd want to live in a vault with...Joe Buck, a chalkboard, some nails, and one set of ear plugs, so I could subject him to endless auditory torture much like he does to all of America on a weekly basis. —Dan

    In a post-apocalyptic America, I'd want to live in a vault with...anyone other than my wife! —Mike

    In a post-apocalyptic America, I'd want to live in a vault with...Mr. Pipp and Red Vines, which I've been told when consumed together are crazy delicious. —Paul

    In a post-apocalyptic America, I'd want to live in a vault with...AMERICA! —John

    In a post-apocalyptic America, I'd want to live in a vault with...a mortgage and a fat wife, only now we won't have to talk about the weather. —Iliya

    In a post-apocalyptic America, I'd want to live in a vault with...the key to the vault. —Jeffrey

    In a post-apocalyptic America, I'd want to live in a vault with...my nagging girlfriend because living outside the vault with radiation poisoning and horrible mutations would be worse, right? ....Right? —Chris

    In a post-apocalyptic America, I'd want to live in a vault with THE CREATORS OF MAXIM!!! —Anthony


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  • "Street Fighter IV" Review

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    Street Fighter IV
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    Reviewed by: Gerasimos Manolatos

    Price: $59.99

    The Skinny: Seth, the CEO of the S.I.N. Corporation who moonlights as a top-flight MMA fighter, arranges a tournament pitting the toughest tusslers around in a test of might. Choose from a roster full of long-time favorites and new arrivals (except for, Dhalsim because he sucks) and solidify your place as world champion.

    The Good: We hate to get all artsy-fartsy with video games, but Capcom literally went back to the drawing board and thoroughly revamped the visuals, creating some of the most impressive artwork and character renderings we've seen. There is a healthy amount of characters to master (25 in all) and while some may be easier to use than others—e.g., Ken's maneuvers seemingly happen on their own—the game offers a thorough "Challenge" mode that allows both newcomers (shame on you!) and seasoned veterans to practice soul-shattering combinations. Sure, there are a lot of intricacies involved, like focus attacks and advanced combos, which will only make sense to those that put in the time and effort to learn them, but anyone worth their salt in Hadouken lore should be able to hold their own, both in the single-player and online multi-player.

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    The Bad: All fighting games seem to suffer from an epidemic we like to call the "Eat Your Quarters" virus. It's what happens when you go to the arcade, throw in a few quarters and easily take down the first few opponents, only to have the difficulty kick up four notches, subsequently handing your ass to you. SF4 spares you the suffering until the final fight against Seth. We managed to dispose of every previous opponent on the medium setting quite easily, but after defeating el jefe in the first round, he becomes nearly unstoppable, utilizing moves from every other fighter on the roster. Also, while the in-game art style is amazing, there are anime-inspired cutscenes that are piss-poor, made especially jarring when the 3-D fighting action is interrupted by grade F Dragonball Z-esque nonsense. Lastly—and we only add this because everyone who has played it here has made the same comment—the intro music is absolutely ridiculous. It sounds like techno trash throwing up on your speakers.

    Maxim Tip: You start off with your choice of 16 characters, but can easily unlock the other nine fighters by beating Arcade mode with the original selection. This is best done on the Easiest setting, which turns opponents into walking piles of bricks.

    Buy, Rent, or Disembowel: While there are some missteps, suckers for 1991 arcade nostalgia have no reason not to pick this one up.

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  • Exclusive: Two New GTA IV: The Lost and Damned Screenshots

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    You down with DLC? Yeah, you know me. Or, at least you will on Feb. 17.

    gang_standoff.jpgGrand Theft Auto IV took the gaming industry by storm last year, raking in more than $500 million in its first week on store shelves. With nothing better to do outside of flying around in their golden helicopters, Rockstar Games went to work on some new material, affectionately known as "expansion packs" and "downloadable content" within gaming circles. But, if there's anything GTA developers want people to know about their upcoming add-on, it's that you're not just going to be getting a cool new weapon or some clothes to make your game avatar look different. In many ways, you're getting a different game altogether. Move over Niko Bellic, easy rider Johnny Klebitz is making the rounds. (Not too far over, though; you're still cool.)

    Background — "Johnny Be Good."
    Those familiar with GTA IV's plot remember a protagonist, Niko, whose knowledge of Liberty City was as limited as his broken English. Fresh off the boat and in search of revenge, Niko was forced to become a taxi driver for a good third of the story, frustrating veterans of the series who were used to blowing things up and taking down crime empires. The explosions and excitement would soon come, but they would be the product of dealings with some of Liberty City's sketchiest slime.

    Enter Johnny Klebitz, Vice President of the motorcycle gang, The Lost. Acting as the leader while Billy, the gang's president, serves out a stint in rehab, Johnny has refocused the group's motivations from violently marking territory to profiteering. When Billy returns to reclaim leadership, Johnny has to walk a tightrope of tempering relations with his ruckus-minded partner and helping the gang fend off assaults from the rival gang, Angels of Death.

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    "This is my rifle. There are many like it but this one is mine. My rifle is my best friend."

    Demo Walkthrough — "This Is the Good Stuff."
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    The first thing you'll notice in Johnny's Liberty City is that the graphics have been changed. Rockstar has inserted a little bit of noise into the interface, giving the game a bit of a "dirtier" feel, paralleling the grimier lifestyle Johnny leads as a member of a motorcycle gang. In that sense, the visual trick is effective and puts you in a different frame of mind.

    Guns
    In terms of arsenal, there are five new weapons to play with this time around: an automatic 9mm (shoots 10 bullets in a short time span), a smoke-spewing sawed-off shotgun, an absolutely devastating assault shotgun, a pipe bomb, and a grenade launcher. Some missions require you to use one over the others: One called "Shifting Weight" tasked me to fend off hordes of helicopters and cop cars with the assault shotgun while hanging off the back of a bike.

    Rides
    While there are a plethora of new vehicles for you to jack, there is an obvious focus on motorcycles. Johnny, as a proficient bike rider, is generally more agile when on a hog and is harder to send flying through the air, unlike Niko who felt the need to eat curb whenever the bike so much as went two inches off the ground. You'll be riding a custom-made motorcycle, which can not be magically recovered if destroyed. (We recommend weekly oil changes and avoiding stray rocket-propelled grenades.)

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    We played through three of the missions available in the expansion pack—"Action/Reaction," "Buyer's Market," and "Shifting Weight." We preferred "Shifting Weight" by far, as it provided the most action and explosions, but of note in the others are the intersecting Niko/Johnny storylines. "Buyer's Market" is a mission from the original GTA IV storyline, but from the perspective of Johnny, who has to make a run from the cops separately from Niko and his hired help after a drug bust. The Lost and Damned plot is both tangential from and grounded within the framework of the original's plot.

    Multiplayer
    We weren't shown anything, but we were at least given a morsel to munch on until the DLC's release: There will be new multiplayer modes—both team-based and solo. Huzzah!

    Preview Verdict — "We're Neither Lost Nor Damned. Impressed? Maybe"
    logo.jpgWhile you are essentially redoing some of the same missions over again from the original, Johnny Klebitz is a smart pick by Rockstar to bring back players within the limits of Liberty City. We admittedly haven't visited in months, what with all of the other games taking up valuable sleeping time, but from what we played, 20 dollars doesn't seem too steep of an investment to make into something that will be anywhere from 10 to 20 hours of additional gameplay. With just enough new firepower at our disposal and new places to explore, we can't wait to return back to town and be the architect of some more mayhem.


    GTA IV: The Lost and Damned will be available Feb. 17 exclusively on Xbox 360 for $19.99.

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  • Beat Our Caption, Win an Xbox 360 and UFC Undisputed 2009

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    "Casting for The Dark Knight 2 was going to the dogs."
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    Think you're funny? We think so too! Submit a better caption than ours and we'll give you something asskicking good—literally. This week's winner will receive an Xbox 360 Arcade console and a copy of UFC Undisputed 2009 for the Xbox 360 (when released). Sure, the game's not coming out for another few months (they're still working on Brock Lesnar's oversized head), but be one of the first to play UFC's latest game featuring over 80 current and classic fighters. If you still aren't convinced, check out the new BJ Penn and Georges St. Pierre character renders released by THQ:

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    The contest is open to US residents 18 years of age or older. For the rest of our rules, check out our official BTC page. Okay, wordsmiths. Get crackin'!

    P.S. Don't forget to check out UFC 94 this Saturday where GSP and BJ Penn (the real ones) will be looking to turn each other into MMA fart dust.

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  • Even More Unlocked Mortal Kombat Phrases

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    Last year, we gave you a sweet soundboard with the voice of Mortal Kombat saying some ridiculous things. It's a new year, so we thought we'd give all of our readers a reward for staying alive this long: even more soundbites from Mr. MK, Hernan Sanchez. Hit the link below for the download, which includes 16 total soundbites in full-quality mp3s. We're already prepping our inauguration festivities by playing "Obama Wins... Flawless Victory" 75 times a day until our managing editor starts crying. Finally, you can receive phone calls the right way: with a grizzly voice indicating an "Epic Fail"!

    Download: Extra Mortal Kombat Soundbites (4.61 MB)

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